Matthew Macfadyen spam ♔ part 23/?
I’m shortsighted, so I couldn’t see Keira and the director was waving his red jacket, screaming, ‘Left! Turn left.’ The audience is weeping for Darcy and I’m actually looking at a North Face puffer. (x)
if you didn’t know stuff about humans you would think they get mad at the weirdest stuff
like one human raises their thumb to another human
that’s good, humans like that
one human raises their middle finger to another human
humans do NOT LIKE THAT
humans think that is a BAD FINGER
don’t you DARE raise that specific finger at me
any other finger is ok just not that one
Anthropology will be the hard elective in alien school.
oh my god
this is perfect
This makes me sad
i actually read this wow
i apologize if any of you are religious
but oh my god
that’s so accurate
jesus christ fav ever
Pretty much. Except you left out the bit about burning anyone who doesn’t think you can throw a fastball at the stake.